What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

If atheists are so positive that there is no God, where is their proof that He does not exist?

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why is it so hard to date nowadays?

-J W Pepper

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

Why does TikTok allow porn stars in its platform? Isn't it aimed at teenagers?

From Russia With Love

Moonraker

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Why cant I breathe when I sleep on my back, I can breathe if im on my side or stomach but I feel uncomfortable since either my neck is twisted or my back is in pain, im physically healthy and my surroundings are clean so whats the problem?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Why does Christianity push reconciliation after a partner cheats? Mine had a 7-year affair with someone half my age. He cheated and lied. He is not the same to me.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

I wore a Trump hat to a doctor’s visit. The doctor made a strange comment, he was obviously on the opposite political point that make me uncomfortable. What shall I do on my next visit?

Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why am I peeing so much without drinking a lot of water? I checked my blood sugar and it is normal. Could it be something else?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What are the best ways to treat seasonal allergies?

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What are "the new net zero jobs of tomorrow" that SNP's Stephen Flynn says his party would create?

-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!